Top Ten Favorite Types of Selfies

Ah, the selfie. So many ways to capture yourself in a photo. Making sure you do whatever it takes in order for you to get those likes. That's whats important, right? Or even if its just a photo of yourself to share with friends and loved ones. I think some of the selfies people take are hilarious and most people don't even see anything wrong with them. Nonetheless, i know we are all (including myself) guilty of taking one or two of the following pictures. Technology today gives us the opportunity to show others how, what, or or even who were doing. Its just that I cant pass up the opportunity to call out some of my, um, favorite selfies of all time. Oh, and the rest of this post has absolutely no sarcasm in it whatsoever.

• DUCKFACE SELFIES - Hey girls, wanna know the secret to having full lips? poke them out as far as you can. Pout, poke out, and make those kissy faces! You look great! its probably the most flattering face you can make and guess what? ALL THE BOYS LOVE IT.

• GYM SELFIES - All the gym rats know that your workout isn't complete with out that snap shot of you in the mirror by all the gym equipment. Whats the point of working out without proof that you worked out?

• BUTT ON SINK SELFIES - Ladies, we all know the point of posting pictures of ourselves is for likes right? Well in order to get the most likes, put your ass on a sink, poke it out and take a picture! Its a form of photography magic that can enlarge that asset of yours. Remember, no one likes a girls personality, its all about the derriere!

• CAR SELFIES - Nothing like telling the world that you're one the road and on your phone at the same time. Going shopping? TAKE A CAR SELFIE! Going out? TAKE A CAR SELFIE! Riding around trying to stalk your ex? TAKE A DAMN CAR SELFIE!! Take as many car selfies as you want, each will look completely different and unique!

• PREGNANCY SELFIES - Every single week you must post a picture of you're pregnant belly. Every SINGLE week that fetus is growing and we MUST see what it looks like from the outside. Each week you grow EXPONENTIALLY bigger and there's a huge difference between week 15 and week 16. Little girls are getting pregnant all the time, because cute little baby bumps are all the rage. Just check out all those likes! Fuck birth control right?

• "IM SLEEPING" SELFIE - Don't you ever just get the urge to tell people that your sleeping, and that you look good doing it? Take a sleep selfie! No one will ever think that it was you that took it! After all , not one person in this world sleeps alone, not even if your marital status on your Facebook page says that you're single!

• CLUB SELFIES - These selfies usually are captioned with something like "Turn down for what?" or "The club cant even handle me right now!". What goes on in the picture usually depends on the person who posts it. For example guys would probably include their friends around them with bottles. There could be a girls ass in there somewhere as well. Girls usually have all their "bitches" lined up posing the same pose. Extremely generic, yet oh so necessary.

• THIRST TRAP SELFIES - While there are many ways to take a thirst trap selfie, the most common one posted usually has a half naked girl, or guy, in bed with the caption "god i love this bed". Keep it up though, none of us knows what your trying to do.. at all.

• REPETITIVE SELFIES - I'd like to dedicate part of this entire section to a specific internet sensation. The man pictured above is mrpimpgoodgame from Instagram who is literally the king of repetitive selfies. Taking the same picture over and over and over and over again. yeah. we love that shit. 

• POOP SELFIES - The poop selfie, pretty self-explanatory. The world wants to see you poop! The world needs to see the face you make when you push out that bad boy! These little gems have been popularized by two people that i know, Zak Pucci & Pat Mayes. Dont believe that poop selfies are cool? check out poopselfielyfe on Instagram. Thanks guys, I really enjoy seeing people shit.